They're just not getting it

This from USA Today on The Da Vinci Code:

"But many Christians have been offended by the book's central claim — that Jesus married Mary Magdalene and had descendants."

Um, no. Many Christians have been offended by the book's central claim that Jesus is not the Son of God. (And that the church knew but tried to cover it up, and that His TRUE followers honor Him with secret sex rituals.) But I'll pay you five dollars for every explanation of that simple fact that shows up in any newspaper.

Honestly, people. Do your research.